Meet Girls Get Laid: The Manifesto
Posted by Satyr
Alright fellas. Lets get one thing straight:
You don’t get pussy.
If you do, then you don’t get enough.
If you do get enough, you could probably still do with some more.
If you’re a super pimp who’s absolutely overwhelmed with pussy 24/7, kindly get the fuck out of this site. No hard feelings, but you’re wasting my bandwidth. Thanks.
By now you may be asking: “Ok, so what’s the deal with this site, and who the fuck are you?”
Shut up and listen, because I’m about to tell you. This site has a very simple purpose – if you don’t know what it is, you’re clearly lacking a brain, so please read the fucking title already.
That’s right, I’m here to help you meet girls and get laid.
I may appear to be an abusive prick with a black heart, but that exterior conceils a pretty awesome guy who just wants to get you pussy. I’m qualified to speak because I know my shit. I used to be a nice guy who didn’t get any chicks. Any girls that I met ended up being my friends, or just straight up weren’t interested in me at all. And that’s not because I was ugly or wierd (I’ve seen some butt ugly dudes with seriously hot chicks, so if you’re worried about your looks, don’t be).
I now know it’s because I didn’t understand what women were attracted to. And I’m not talking about any attraction, I’m talking about sexual attraction: to be considered a potential mate, not just a friend or a ‘nice guy’. To do that you need to listen to me. I’m here to teach you how to step your game up so you can start getting some action. I’m serious, if you quit fucking around and man up by following my advice, you will get laid.
This is your motherfuckng christmas present from yours truly. This is as close as you’ll ever get to a pussy being handed to you on a silver platter. From now on, I’m your new best friend, so fuck all the other guys. Are they cool like me? No. Are they chick magnets? No. Do they get you chicks? No. So fuck ‘em.
I’ll be posting some top quality shit on this blog, so keep your head up and be ready. You might want to subscribe to this website, you might want to bookmark the page, you might even want to send it to the rest of your virgin friends so they can learn how to get chicks too.
I hope this introductory post was to your liking. If not, fuck you.
Merry Christmas!
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